Big Feet Problems
They never have Jordans in your size
I don’t even bother going in stores anymore. Every single pair of shoes I’ve owned in the last 14 years have been off of the internet.
And before I had the internet I used to mail order my shoes from Eastbay.
Me (with card/cash roasting in my pocket): “Aye, ya’ll got these in a 13?”
Friendly Champs/Locker/Action worker lady with impeccable shoe game and wavy hair: “Let me go check for you.”
(worker lady disappears for 4.8 minutes, then reappears with 2 boxes)
Worker Lady: “I have a 12 and a 17 left…”
Never fails.
